Random Excuse for a Blog

So I decided to clean, organize, and update my planner today. (It's a SNOW day!!! I ♥ them :))
That led to cleaning my purse. Ugh. It's like a black hole in there (those are massively interesting, btw).
Here's just a sampling of what I've accumulated since I last cleaned it out ... oh about the time the T-Rex was roaming .... also the last time I saw the bottom of my sink.

1. wallet - filled with who knows what and who knows how many receipts
2. 2 checkbooks - really? 2? yep 
3. 18 chapsticks ... ok not 18; 15. 
4. Shuffle that I never listen to, but had to have
5. mace - a present from my parents ;)
6. player's club card from VEGAS!
7. fan from Japan
8. list of names for Aria - none of which was "Aria"
9. Bible Scripture card from my Mom
10. empty ID card holder from VEGAS (gift from my brother :))
11. CPR cheat sheet - hey if you help save the day then why does it matter if you use a cheat sheet?
12. a sock. A SOCK! a Saturday Sock. It's blue and smelly
13. 3 thingys of hand sanitizer
14. visine
15. perfume bottle
16. planner & pouch of pencils/pens
17. pouch of makeup, hair ties, mirror, blush, brush, etc
18. blood sugar tester
19. jump drive
20. buffalo wild wings hand wipe - that says "Not Approved for Underarm Use" hehe
21. replacement buttons for Urza's new leather jacket (he looks HAWT in it ;))
22. peanut brittle
23. 2 pairs of earphones
24. scholarship papers
25. tampons of every size... about 88 of them - TMI? this is your warning. do not come back here if that was TMI!

yeah ... that's not all of it. I am slightly scared of what else is going to accumulate in my purse once I get around to fulfilling M2's dreams of being a grandmom.